It’s a Very Funny Day :: David Krejci

It's a Very Funny Day - David Krejci

Seven Less Fingers

Celebration of a massacre. The hocus pocus of a downtown blur.
It’s true, it’s true, it’s true, it’s a very funny day.

Spare ribs and a broken car. Why do I sit upon this star?
It’s true, it’s true, it’s true, it’s a very funny day.

Call me a fuse, I don’t mean to fight.
Bury all the bodies by no moon light.
Hope the bark don’t mean no bite.
You can’t get high without a kite.

Wanna tell the world that one is two.
Nobody can know it’s true.
I hate, I loathe, I despise a very funny day.

Wanna join me on this stage? Have to join me in my rage.
I love, I love, I love a very funny day.

Call me a fuse, I don’t mean to fight.
Bury all the bodies by no moon light.
Hope the bark don’t mean no bite.
You can’t get high without a kite.

If I Give You Twenty Dollars :: David Krejci

If I Give You Twenty Dollars - David Krejci

Seven Less Fingers

If I give you 20 dollars would you break my heart right now?
I know you’re gonna do it anyhow
So let’s get it over, over right now
If I give you 20 dollars would you break my heart right now?

Seven Less Fingers

If I give you 30 dollars would you do it nice and clean?
It’s taken so much less to be more than mean
So let’s get it over, over right now
If I give you 30 dollars would you do it nice and clean?

Seven Less Fingers

If I give you 40 dollars would you buy me a fair-thee-well?
You can go to the mall and I can go to Hell
So let’s get it over, over right now
If I give you 40 dollars would you buy me a fair-thee-well

Seven Less Fingers

Well, wait a minute, baby. I only gotta dollar bill
Guess I’m gonna have to wait for me to buy my thrill
We can’t get it over, gonna have to wait
I said I can’t get it over, I’m gonna be late
No we can’t get it over, so how bout a date?

Seven Less Fingers

Or, maybe tomorrow, I give you 20 dollars and you break my heart right now?

Monkey In a Suit :: David Krejci

Monkey In a Suit - David Krejci

Seven Less Fingers

The fascinating life of the misanthropic
The whirling world of the phantom, too
The whereabouts of the microscopic
The untold glory of nobody but you
The untold glory of nobody but you

Seven Less Fingers

Poke another hole with a cane into able
Speak the unspeakable cocktail tune
Try to deflect another label
Put a monkey in a suit and a coat on the moon
A monkey in a suit and a coat on the moon

Seven Less Fingers

It would be a very fine day
If I’d never ever ever ever had to say (Don’t take it the wrong way)
“I Miss you so madly but I’m happy I didn’t see you”

Seven Less Fingers

Muzzle up the midwife, castrate the king pin
Instigate a party with who knows who
Calibrate Sharon Tate, Moliere collaborate
I’d love to learn to learn to love somebody like you
Love to learn to learn to love somebody like you

Seven Less Fingers

It would be a very fine day
If I’d never ever ever ever had to say (Don’t take it the wrong way)
“I Miss you so madly but I’m happy I didn’t see you”

So, poke another hole with a cane into able
Speak the unspeakable cocktail tune
Try to deflect another label
Put a monkey in a suit and a coat on the moon
A monkey in a suit and a coat on the moon